{"id":293135,"date":"2007-03-01T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T12:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2007\/03\/01\/at-the-doctor039s-yesterday\/"},"modified":"2007-03-01T12:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T12:22:00","slug":"at-the-doctor039s-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2007\/03\/01\/at-the-doctor039s-yesterday\/","title":{"rendered":"At the doctor&#8217;s yesterday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A:<\/strong> &quot;What are you doing to my mom?&quot;<br \/>\n<strong>Nurse:<\/strong> &quot;I am wiping her arm with alcohol.&quot;<br \/>\n<strong>A:<\/strong> &quot;Is it hard alcohol or soft alcohol?&quot;<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> &quot;Um, A, where did you hear that?<br \/>\n<strong>A:<\/strong> &quot;Daddy&quot;<\/p>\n<p>(HAHAHA, I am so glad he did not say me!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A: &quot;What are you doing to my mom?&quot; Nurse: &quot;I am wiping her arm with alcohol.&quot; A: &quot;Is it hard alcohol or soft alcohol?&quot; Me: &quot;Um, A, where did you hear that? A: &quot;Daddy&quot; (HAHAHA, I am so glad he did not say me!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisnthat"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}