{"id":334904,"date":"2007-05-29T01:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T01:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2007\/05\/29\/you-might-be-a-homeschooler-if\/"},"modified":"2007-05-29T01:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-29T01:51:00","slug":"you-might-be-a-homeschooler-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2007\/05\/29\/you-might-be-a-homeschooler-if\/","title":{"rendered":"You Might be a Homeschooler if…"},"content":{"rendered":"

You might be a Homeschooler<\/font><\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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    If your whole class and teacher kiss the principal goodbye as he goes off to work
    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler. <\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If you and your teacher come to early morning class in your pajamas
    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If school is recessed to bring in the groceries
    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If cleaning the room, making the bed and preparing lunch is your daily assignment in <\/font><\/strong>Home Economics <\/strong><\/em>class
    \n …. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If you have to relocate your chemistry lab each day so the family can eat lunch
    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler. <\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If you have to walk twenty feet back and forth to school each day
    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler. <\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If going to the park counts for both a nature fieldtrip and P.E.
    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

  • If your wife asks for, and gets a copier instead of a diamond tennis bracelet for your wedding anniversary
    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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    • If your kids think that reading history is best accomplished while lying on the floor with their head resting on the side of their patient dog
      \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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      • If the principal can give the teacher a pat on the behind and it’s not harassment
        \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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        • If your neighbors think you are insane
          \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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          • If you can listen to your child’s favorite hilarious passage from "Hank the Cow Dog" forty-seven times
            \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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            • If your formal dining room now has a computer, copy machine and many book shelves and there are educational posters and maps all over the walls
              \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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              • If you have meal worms growing in a container…on purpose
                \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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                • If talking out loud to yourself is a parent\/teacher conference
                  \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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                  • If you take off for a teacher in-service day because the principal needs clean underwear
                    \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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                    • If you can’t make it through a movie without pointing out all the historical anachronisms
                      \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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                      • If you step on math manipulatives in your pre-dawn stumble to the bathroom
                        \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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                        • If your closet contains more than three jumpers
                          \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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                          • If when visiting a strange town you see a parking lot full of mini-vans and station wagons and wonder if it’s a homeschooling conference
                            \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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                            • If you live in a one-house schoolroom
                              \n <\/font><\/strong>…. <\/strong>YOU might be a homeschooler.<\/strong><\/em><\/font> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                              You might be a Homeschooler If your whole class and teacher kiss the principal goodbye as he goes off to work …. YOU might be a homeschooler. If you and your teacher come to early morning class in your pajamas …. YOU might be a homeschooler. If school is recessed to bring in the groceries […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisnthat"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}