{"id":338401,"date":"2007-06-05T10:21:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T10:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2007\/06\/05\/bbq-rules\/"},"modified":"2007-06-05T10:21:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-05T10:21:00","slug":"bbq-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2007\/06\/05\/bbq-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"BBQ Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BBQ RULES<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is <!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->cooking activity, as it&#8217;s the only type of cooking a &#8216;real&#8217; man will do,<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->probably because there is an element of danger involved.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->put into motion:<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->Routine&#8230;<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(1) The woman buys the food.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->dessert.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->with the<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->who is lounging<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->beside the grill &#8211; beer in hand.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->Here comes the important part:<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON TH E GRILL.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->More routine&#8230;<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->deals <!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami-->with the situation.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->Important again:<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->More routine&#8230;.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->sauces, and brings them to the table.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->And most important of all:<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><br \/>\n<!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed &quot;her night off.&quot;<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there&#8217;s<!--igg--><!--igg--><!--ontfami--><\/p>\n<p><!--ntfami--><!--ram Times New Rom--><!--gg--><!--gg-->just no pleasing some women&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BBQ RULES We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it&#8217;s the only type of cooking a &#8216;real&#8217; man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. 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