{"id":618236,"date":"2008-11-12T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T20:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2008\/11\/12\/overheard-today\/"},"modified":"2008-11-12T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T20:33:00","slug":"overheard-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2008\/11\/12\/overheard-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A:&nbsp; What&#8217;s your favorite animal?<br \/>\nC1: Crocodile<br \/>\nC1: What&#8217;s your favorite animal?<br \/>\nA: A Horse.<br \/>\nC1: Can you draw a horse?<br \/>\nA: No, but I can draw a cat chasing a motorcycle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(This just struck me as funny <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"\/include\/fckeditor\/editor\/images\/smiley\/msn\/teeth_smile.gif\" \/>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A:&nbsp; What&#8217;s your favorite animal? C1: Crocodile C1: What&#8217;s your favorite animal? A: A Horse. C1: Can you draw a horse? A: No, but I can draw a cat chasing a motorcycle&#8230; (This just struck me as funny )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-618236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisnthat"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=618236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=618236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=618236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=618236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}