{"id":782974,"date":"2010-05-25T17:22:59","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T01:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/homeschoolblogger.com\/leigharev2\/?p=782974"},"modified":"2010-05-25T17:22:59","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T01:22:59","slug":"what-is-wrong-with-this-picture-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2010\/05\/25\/what-is-wrong-with-this-picture-2\/","title":{"rendered":"What is Wrong With This Picture?"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have a morning routine…a part of the morning routine includes the boys unloading the dishwasher.\u00a0 You should have heard all the things running through my brain after hearing ‘R’ say, “Mom, can you help me undo this?”
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(In my head…)<\/p>\n

Denial… <\/strong>“This is not my child.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Anger… <\/strong>“Are you serious?”\u00a0 “We covered knife safety!\u00a0 Bad choice!!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Bargaining…\u00a0 <\/strong>“You\u00a0refrain from doing\u00a0that again, and I will let you live.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Depression…<\/strong> “I suck at this mom thing.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Acceptance…<\/strong>\u00a0 “<\/strong>I will help you after I get the camera…”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We have a morning routine…a part of the morning routine includes the boys unloading the dishwasher.\u00a0 You should have heard all the things running through my brain after hearing ‘R’ say, “Mom, can you help me undo this?” (In my head…) Denial… “This is not my child.” Anger… “Are you serious?”\u00a0 “We covered knife safety!\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-782974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisnthat"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=782974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=782974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=782974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=782974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}