{"id":785356,"date":"2012-01-10T06:34:48","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T06:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/?p=785356"},"modified":"2013-08-10T03:57:03","modified_gmt":"2013-08-10T03:57:03","slug":"i-love-these-kind-of-conversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/2012\/01\/10\/i-love-these-kind-of-conversations\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love These Kind of Conversations!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was grocery shopping by myself a few days ago, and needed applesauce. \u00a0Finding the applesauce shelves, I looked for the applesauce that was natural, the kind that was just apples and water. \u00a0I scanned all the shelves, (this was Winco, so there were many applesauces to choose from). \u00a0No natural. Everything had some sort of syrup, sugar, or artificial color or flavor.<\/p>\n<p>A lady passed by with her cart and I glanced down as she passed. \u00a0I noticed that someone had dropped one of the applesauce packages and the six individual containers were laying on the floor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>God said to me: &#8220;Pick them up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I replied: &#8220;But I did not drop them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>God said: &#8220;Pick them up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I replied: &#8220;But, if I pick them up, people will think I dropped them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>God said: &#8220;Pick them up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said: &#8220;OK, fiiiine .&lt;rolling eyes&gt;<\/p>\n<p>I squatted down to pick up the containers, and on the bottom , tucked way in the back of the deep shelf, was the natural applesauce I was looking for.<\/p>\n<p>I just started chuckling and had a good laugh with my &#8216;<em>shopping partner<\/em>&#8216;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was grocery shopping by myself a few days ago, and needed applesauce. \u00a0Finding the applesauce shelves, I looked for the applesauce that was natural, the kind that was just apples and water. \u00a0I scanned all the shelves, (this was Winco, so there were many applesauces to choose from). \u00a0No natural. Everything had some sort [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-785356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-reflections"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=785356"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":788340,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785356\/revisions\/788340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=785356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=785356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.centerdeep2.com\/riverbendprep\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=785356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}